Am I a perv ?

I keep asking myself , am I a pervert ?... A good friend of mine , who is the most decent chap i have ever met ,once told me that i was the most decent pervert he ever met. But he also told me that i was handsome and i will be a hit amongst the ladies . So obviously he was lying and i am not a perv .

Yes it's true that i checkout the other sex when a good specimen of it's kind passes by. Well who doesn't ? ..Well all normal person do it (Hey I am just talking, not being judgemental or something ).All my friends do it. I was not alone when i was looking out for them . My friend who rode a SUV to college was always with me when i was checking them out (I am not going down alone, Well if it's a crime in the first place ) . But i never cross the line .

Damn !!!! I wish I was a perv. That way the decent guy's other statement would have become true .

The Grass.....

Why is that the grass is always greener on the other side ? Why can't one always be on the greener side? Or if the grass has to always be greener on the other side , I want to be the guy who is there on both the sides.

This has always been the case with me .For me the grass was always greener on the other side of the fence.The other side was not only greener , but the that side has been the fun side. But now I have come to realize that I have failed to see the greenery on the side I was always in.

Way to go Einstein!!!!

But Sometimes I also think whether I am compromising with my dreams by assuming I am on the greener side ? I hope I figure this out before's it's too late.